so I'm in bed with the missus..

pretending to be asleep I wait until she is sound asleep..

i creep downstairs and go to the cupboard,

where i get this rather odd thing -

[url]http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=CHIHEA[/url]

!!!!!

I place it on the pillow beside her, tucked in exactly where i had been and hide at the end of the bed

I turn on the remote control and go to town..

oh my god!!!

that is quite possibly THE most freakiest, scariest thing in the world EVER!!!

but then i do have a phobia of monkeys (i really worry that one day a rogue monkey will climb on my head and i won't be able to get it off. it honestly gives me nightmares.)

if you were my boyfriend all of your worldly possesions would be in bin bags by now!!!

i'm also disturbed about the description of people clapping with delight when the monkey moves.

that seriously wouldn't be me.

but i do like the robbie 666666666666ogy.....i always did think there was something very simian about the boy.........

x

wow!!! i'm gonna save up for one of those. it holds endless possibilities for pranks